Tuesday, July 15, 2014

There's No Buddy Like a Brother

It's my brother's birthday. He's somewhere in the Baltic, so he might as well be on Mars. And I miss him. Let me show you why. Here's just a few of the many Braeden-isms :


 "Sometimes during a test, I will tap out the answers in Morse code. I figure I'm doing my part."




"So I was sleeping in Math today. Somebody wet-willied me. For extra credit."


  
"If I was allergic to classy, my whole life would be a sneeze."



"Lady Gaga was not born this way. If she was, the doctor would have said, PUT HER BACK IN!"



"Ke$ha looks like, if you touched her, she'd be sticky."



After working concessions during my high school's basketball games all day, I came home smelling like popcorn and hot dogs. On the way to the shower, Braeden encouraged me to skip it because he promised it would make me more attractive for the school dance that night.



I found this to do list in his room one day:
Write letter
Driver's license
Topple South American government
Build giant slingshot 
Fling enemies into sun



"This Thanksgiving I am thankful for the privilege of spending my childhood with you, Chelsea. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness," but most importantly, it was by far the best sixteen years of my life. Thanks for everything. Keep in touch. Love you, Chels."



Braeden is away from his family for 2 years so the people of Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Belarus can spend an eternity with theirs. I'm so proud of him. But let's be honest; I'm counting down the days until I can see his face again!
 
Saying goodbye for 2 years, but not forever!
Happy Birthday "little" brother! Love, Chels